Today's AI post (only it's robots, not AI)
Feb. 27th, 2026 12:47 pmWhen I pulled up to Massage Envy for my appointment today, there was a huge truck parked in front of the storefront, and packing cases all over the sidewalk and in the reception area.
I walked in the front door and asked, "What in tarnation is going on here?"
The receptionist said they were delivering the massage robot, as if I was supposed to know about that. I had not heard about this yet (Jenny filled me in during my massage). A woman I did not recognize said something about Tom Brady being the chief innovation officer for the company. I laughed and said, "He's a football player, what does he know about robots?" She said something about he knows about wellness. Well yes, but that has ZERO to do with building robots or the software to run them. But I didn't say that out loud, because I sort of figured she might be the owner (and I was right) and I didn't want to say anything negative about what was probably a very expensive new purchase.
They're testing the robots (which are essentially more complicated massage chairs) because they're having trouble hiring massage therapists. A lot of massage schools have shut down in recent years, so there aren't enough therapists to fill all the open positions. Jenny said that she hadn't mentioned the robots to me, because she hadn't thought I'd be interested. And she's right. There's no way I'd let a robot touch me, not in the early development stages anyway. I know how buggy early software is, I'm not letting some robotic arm pummel me that's driven by software, even if you are supposed to have a tablet that lets you control it. Maybe in five years. But the prototype? Aw hell no.
The website, just in case you want to look at the thing.
https://www.aescape.com/massages
I walked in the front door and asked, "What in tarnation is going on here?"
The receptionist said they were delivering the massage robot, as if I was supposed to know about that. I had not heard about this yet (Jenny filled me in during my massage). A woman I did not recognize said something about Tom Brady being the chief innovation officer for the company. I laughed and said, "He's a football player, what does he know about robots?" She said something about he knows about wellness. Well yes, but that has ZERO to do with building robots or the software to run them. But I didn't say that out loud, because I sort of figured she might be the owner (and I was right) and I didn't want to say anything negative about what was probably a very expensive new purchase.
They're testing the robots (which are essentially more complicated massage chairs) because they're having trouble hiring massage therapists. A lot of massage schools have shut down in recent years, so there aren't enough therapists to fill all the open positions. Jenny said that she hadn't mentioned the robots to me, because she hadn't thought I'd be interested. And she's right. There's no way I'd let a robot touch me, not in the early development stages anyway. I know how buggy early software is, I'm not letting some robotic arm pummel me that's driven by software, even if you are supposed to have a tablet that lets you control it. Maybe in five years. But the prototype? Aw hell no.
The website, just in case you want to look at the thing.
https://www.aescape.com/massages
